If you were to design your own raid built to be perfect for you specifically what would it be like? what would the theme be? what would the bosses be? what would the loot be? would it be balanced?
What's on your mind?
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Editors note: this will be divided into PvE and PvP
PvE:
Me: *laughter* BULLETS
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Me: OH GOD I'M OUT OF AMMO AND THERE'S A MILLION THRALLS ATTACKING ME
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Me: *jumps off cliff* I thought I could make that...
Me: then again *looks at it from different angle* the hell was I thinking, slow respawns on as well
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Me: *singing lion king song but modified* hakuna matata it's a problem free philosophy, PLEASE REVIVE ME
Me: *7 minutes of singing in battle* hakuna matata, a very problematic philosophy PLEASE REVIVE ME
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Me: *destroying crota’s kneecaps with a sword*
Also me: DESTROY HIS KNEECAPS, BREAK HIS SHINS!
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Me: *sitting in orbit jamming out to destiny 2’s soundtrack*
Me: destiny music is beautiful, they can’t go wrong
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Me: *just purchased some stuff from spider*
Me: YOU WON’T SCAM ME AGAIN SPIDER
The next day: *just purchased a bunch of stuff for a rocket launcher* you’ve scammed me again…
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Me: TIME TO GET SCAMMED
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Me: NOTHING CAN KILL ME-
Me: *accidentally jumps off cliff*
Me: except myself apparently
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Me in the middle of hive combat: *doom 2 revenant wake up sounds intensify*
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Me, escaping a darkness infested ship: R U N
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Me: YOU WILL BE CONSUMED BY INSECTS
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Me: *gets stuck in the face with cabal grenade*
Me: *dies* I tried to eat the grenade….
Me: in my defense anything it edible just sometimes only once
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Me, playing the last wish raid: SHOOT HER EYES OUT!
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Me: I HAVE 152 MORE GODDAMN ROUNDS IN THIS 12 ROUND MAGAZINE
Me: *kills enemy*
The enemy: *gets stuck in the wall*
Me: HE HAS BECOME THE WALL
PvP:
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Me: *playing crucible*
Me: this reminds me of a halo map, *trying to figure out the map* zanzibar?, wait no it’s outskirts-
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Me: *playing crucible with ace of spades*
Me: feels good to have a memento mori in multiplayer
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Me: *playing crucible*
Me: HAND CANNON DUAL :D
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Me: *in multiplayer match*
Me: *gets three kills in quick succession with BXR battler*
shaxx: THE ENEMY CAN'T KILL IF THEY'RE DEAD HAHAHA
Me: you right shaxx?
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Me: SHOTGUN MONKEY
Me: how did they time that?
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Me: *playing crucible*
Me: this reminds me of a halo map, *trying to figure out the map* zanzibar?, wait no it’s outskirts-
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Me: *in multiplayer match*
Shaxx: power play, you took them now hold them
Me perfectly in sync with Shaxx: power play, you took them now hold them
Me: I know your dialog :D
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Me, playing with sturm: These rules are quite sturm
Me: *gets sniped out of existence*
Me: yeah I deserve that…
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Me: *gets punched in the face by a titan*
Me: primal combat…
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Me: CEASE AND DECEASE!
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Me: *somehow deflects a witherhoard shot*
Me: WTF- THAT’S NOT POSSIBLE. I’M A MAGICIAN-
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Me: *teleporting around with arc hunter blink*
The enemy: *confused shooting intensifies*
Me: *sticks them with a flux grenade*
Me: *stops blinking* HA-
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Me: *gets multi kills with my arc staff super*
Shaxx: I could feel that in my bones guardian! (or whatever the quote was)
Me: I THINK I JUST ELECTROCUTED SHAXX-
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Me: into orbit you go! *yeets him off of the dreadnought into saturn's rings*
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Me, running towards the enemy with my arc staff super: HIPPITY HOPPITY GET THE HELL OFF MY PROPERTY-
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Me: *solos the entire team with a single seventh seraph* WARRRRRRRRRRR
Me: *continues dominating as my team watches in fear* WARRRRRRRRR
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Me, laughing so hard I’m struggling to get my words out: DID I JUST KILL HIM WITH A HIP FIRE SKY BURNERS OATH?!?!
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Me, laughing: IMA USE SKYBURNERS OATH-
Original by u/svenosman on reddit (if I remember correctly)
Seems the 30th year anniversary has arrived and the contents are very pleasing for my eyes.
First goal, Imma solo this dungeon if it is the first thing I do.
Second figure out the lore for that dungeon out more since it has the story of a bad apple guardian 😱 and one or more of the seven deadly sins.
Third, get Ghallahorn!
Fourth, get EVERY 30th year anniversary weapon I can get.
Any goals for the endgame of this season? These are mine currently.
Name-The Cycle
Ammo-Common
Damage type-Energy Arc
Fire Rate-260
Magazine-17
Impact-59
Range-48
Stability-50
Handling-70
Reload Speed-45
Exotic Trait-Rinse and Repeat
Kills with this weapon will trigger a random buff that increases handling, damage, range, or stability for 10 seconds. After the buff goes away the next kill triggers one of the buffs again
Intrensic Perk-The Five Sided Dice
This weapon has a 4 different buffs that buff up the impact(20%), range buff(20), stability(20), handling(20), reload speed(20) after acquiring a kill.
Exotic Catalyst-The Circle of Life
Increases range by 30.
Player can organize the order of buffs after a kill.
Ex) Player can now specify what order the buff order that cycle after every kill.
Range, impact, reload speed, handling, and stability.
Impact, Handling, Stability, reload speed, Range,
Handling, reload speed, handling, range, impact
I was dreaming and it was supposed to be right at the end of Season of the Lost and we find out she had a Hive Ghost thingy from the Witch Queen trailer and she tell her "ghost" to ready the "others" and we see a shot of hundreds or thousands of dormant Ghosts for Savathun...And the reason why no one knew she had a Hive ghost is because since she took a Hive eye and placed it on herself it already presented an aura that felt off and no one knew she had it hidden. Since the Hellmouth and her escape she was already controlled by Savathun as a puppet but not as Savathun.
This is all irrelevant but this dream made me go "conspiracy theory" on it.
Description-The Fanatic has reanimated again but this time one of his followers the Elykris the Machinist is attempting a siege of the Spiders stock. If she is successful, she will no doubt use use it for her own use for Fikrul to cause chaos in the Tangled shore, or the reef itself. Spider eventhough is not a true ally nor is he the kindess. He is a important asset in the Tangled Shore and has his uses even if it is not for the betterment of humanity. He(Spider) has agreed to allow us into his vault where the Elykris is currently.
Dialogue...
Petra-Good you've arrived, Elykris has forced her way and her subjects into the Vault. She needs to be stopped otherwise the Tangled Shore will surely have another turf war.
Ghost-How is she back? I thought along with the other Barons we slayed were not able to come back.
Petra-She didn't do it on her own, Fikrul even though is able to come back, he is also able for ressurect his followers as well. Either way Fikrul is not here, but she is and she needs to be....(Gets interrupted)
Spider-She needs to be removed from my vault! This will be a costly incident if this is not handled. Perhaps, hero of the Red War...could lend a hand to a fellow Eliksni? I have heard of your diplomacy with House Light and Mithrax.
Ghost-We are here to deal with Elykris, whatever happens in the vault will not be on our hands.
Spider-*Chitters in disappointment* Perhaps this will be a trade off. Remove them from my vault, WITHOUT blowing it up, and I might lend you a well deserved reward from my vault as compensation for your heroics!
Dialogue 1- Destroy the surrounding Scorn and protect the Spiders merchandise
Spider-AGH! These infectious currupted forms are destroying my merchandise!
After...
Ghost-There...your cargo is safe.
Spider-Splended!
Ghost-Should I ask why it has various Hive like objects?
Spider-One should not tell potential clients of they're products until they know if it is profitable. *Laughs*
Dialogue 2-Deactivate the hacked security systems the Machinist has done
Spider-If she wasn't a currupted husk of an Eliksni, I would have her as one of my clients or even partners! She has a way with things *Laughs*. But it seems she has modified the security systems. Clever *chuckles*
Ghost-I suppose we need to do break those security measures.
Spider-Try not to cause to much damage. I would hate to deduct your heroic reward to fix the damage *chitters*
Petra-I would think you of all people should see that you dont have much of a hold of your own vault...In a way you are at gun point from 2 sides Spider.
Spider-*Angry groans*
After....
Ghost-Petra, we have a location linked where Lykris is. She seems to be-wait...where the dormant Spider walkers are.
Petra-Shit....She is not here for the Ether...she is here to steal an army of Spider walker tanks! If she manages to steal them, Fikrul will not only have an army of mechanized war machiens. But Elykris will undoubtedly heavily modify them into monstrous versions...
Spider-*Angrily growls* She best not! They are nor cheap to make nor is the upkeep for them! I also suppose the threat of a undead army having machines of war beside them is also a expensive cost....
Ghost-Not if me and the Guardian have anything to say about that!
Dialogue 3-The kill the machinist and stop the rogue Spider tank army threat
Ghost-There!
Petra-Stop her Guardian, or the Reef will fall.
Spider-I also do not wish to deal with stolen property used against me! But dont destroy to much of my Walkers! I still have a business to run. *Chitters*
After...
Petra-Amazing....I am still shocked as to how you managed to do this Guardian. I should always expect a surprise from you.
Ghost-Well, we are never something one can expect. We are a team and together we will think and act as a army on our own. Now....Spider....about that reward.
Spider-*Chitters mischievously* I said I "might" give you a well deserved reward. Diplomacy is an art of war with in which one must choose they're words carefully *chuckles*
Ghost-Hmm...Perhaps you would like to explain to Mara and Zavala, or Ikora about this army of dormant Spider walkers...Some of them seem pretty battle ready, and these are the just the ones we can see here...
Spider-*Groans in annoyance* FINE! Take whatever you could carry and leave...I suppose you do deserve some form of reward. For my favorite Guardian. *Laughs* We will have many encounters and future deals later freelancer!
Petra-I do hope you have not forgotten my part.
Spider-We will....*groans in reluctantly* Negotiate of a proper reward...
THE END!
Name Of Strike: Silenced Story
Chelchis, Lost To Time is a hero of the fallen and Kell of Stone. In his cruel final moments he cried to the Traveler, but was promptly killed by Oryx
Story Behind Strike:
A taken version of Chelchis has been detected frozen in a block of stasis back on the dreadnaught's remains. The fallen are desperately trying to break through the ice but they're unsure if they'll survive the ice being shattered. The Tower has volunteered to help as a peace treaty with the remaining surviving members of Eramis' house. Many fallen and eliksni has fearfully declined because they're scared that their life will be taken. So you the guardian has been sent by Spider and reluctantly by Variks to brute-force crack open the ice and purge the taken out of Chelchis.
This is how the Strike is going to happen:
First you'll land on Europa, you'll need to fight your way through Rii's Reborn before entering an area. You must kill the high Servitors to grab a key (orb) that will detonate in 15 seconds. Run over and put it in the matching container. If you don't do it successfully you'll blow up and another will spawn.
After successfully putting all four element themed keys the door will open to a portal. The guardians will head in but then be stuck in the fabric of time (because of the faulty portal). The guardians under a limited time will parkour across the void of reality and beat up vex before jumping through a wormhole and finding the ice block at the court of Oryx.
At the court of Oryx guardians will be drained of their energy (as a result of Saturn being engulfed in darkness). This must be obtained by the beams of light from the statues, when you have "The Traveler's Call" for ten seconds you need to make it to the ice block and smash it with your super before it wears off.
Finally, the ice is shattered and unfortunately Chelchis is as angry as ever. Despite him being taken his mind is still intact from his sheer willpower. He roars and hollers in agony and sadness as he charges around with his pike, telling the tale of the light's betrayal. When he's dead you have a wormhole that roughly sends you back to Europa.
The Aftermath:
Bonds with the eliksni are as strained as ever. The House Of Light is edging on a civil war with the split belief of Chelchis being healable or not.
The Exclusive Loot:
Lost To Time
A Bow with the fastest draw time in the game with 480 being the time. The Bow has Archer's Tempo, Explosive Heads, and a unique perk called Independence
Independence boosts your damage by 1.3x upon having two or more abilities uncharged.
It has alright stability, great handling and reload speed, alright accuracy and good Impact
It's a primary with no element
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Hand cannon: You somehow manage to sneak up on anyone and irritate the hell out of them. Or you're as subtle as a Forsaken spoiler.
Shotgun: You can't aim for life or you love plowing through bodies
Fusion Rifle: You wanted to use shotgun but you can't get up close with anybody
Pulse Rifle: You miss the old Pulse rifles and you main No Time To Explain
Scout Rifle: You've spent most of your time lining up and shooting to get that sweet spot of BOOTFUL DPS. Though you crave more drops and meta breakers for Scout rifles.
Auto Rifle: You remember when they used to be crap or the bane of one's existence. Now you crave the experience of melting people's hp bars.
Sub-machine gun: You used this as a substitute for auto rifles
Sniper Rifle: You suck or you somehow send heads rolling with your aim
Bow: You are a weeb or you just wanted to kill in s t y l e
Grenade Launcher: You have no idea how to time Rocket Launchers or properly place them. So you settled for spamming explosives.
Sword: You enjoy watching your enemies get ripped limb from limb.
Rocket Launcher: You love sending enemies with a well timed explosive.
Laser Rifle: You secretly like the concept of Chaos Reach
Linear Fusion Rifle: You like to watch people suffer by your own hands
Give me suggestions and tell me what I missed!
DON'T TAKE IT SERIOUSLY! THIS IS JUST A SILLY SERIES I WANTED TO MAKE FOR FUN! DON'T ACTUALLY APPLY THESE!
Monte Carlo- This weapon is the reason why you gave up Exotic hunting
Gjallarhorn- You absolutely love all things Iron Banner
Thorn- You couldn't bother practicing with a hand cannon
Ice Breaker- You optimize the fun out of everyone's game
Last Word- You are a golden gun using hunter who swears by all hand cannons
Necrochasm- You only got this weapon because you wanted to complete your stylish exotic collection
Vex Mythoclast- You have no life outside of Destiny
Here's the first fanmade helm idea I have!
Restless
As long as the Eliksni are called the Fallen i'll never rest. So, flesh and bone won't do - Taniks
What it looks like- Tanik's head but stained with flickering eyes
Special ability: Sleep With One Eye Open- Upon death you can be revived 2x faster. Upon being revived you spawn with more hp than your base, but it's not stackable and once the hp goes down you can only heal back up to your max base hp.
Rarity- Exotic (Will have a chance to be dropped after Tanks The Abomination is killed)
Class That Can Equip It- Warlock