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"Ooh, a cheeky one. Always liked fighting with you types. Makes life on the front more interesting."

With a snap of his fingers, Sauron's various homely accoutrements disappeared in a flash of blue light, the sure sign of a transmat system. Into his hands dropped the weapon referred to in Guardian tales as Red Death.

"Besides, I was on one of those "boring" parts anyway. This will prove a much needed distraction for a while."

Sauron hefted the weapon, testing its sights, and suddenly leapt onto the now-open roof.

"Now, we wait for the next act to begin..."