Crota

Crota is the gay-lord king of the Hive. He sleeps deep below the moon farting and making everthing stinky. He has 4 sons, whom the guardian killed for some rusty shit sword. His sons names were revealed to players, but daddy Crota calls them: Stupid, Seafart Firetruck, Smiley, and Smuteface Mantropolis. I think one day we might be able to fight Crota after he wakes up from his candy land ass dream. PS the Traveler is gay.

TACTICS Throw rocks at Crota, dealing rock damage over time. He farts and kills everyone. The end.

HISTORY Crota has been gay since he was 7 years old but didn't tell his father because he didn't want to have to eat the broccoli at dinner, so he acted like he was straight because the broccoli made his pee yellow.