User:ReleaseTheKraken

"RELEASE THE KRAKEN! WOLOLO!"

- ReleaseTheKraken, 2015

Hello, I am the Kraken. Yes, the monster that nearly killed that slippery pirate bastard, Jack Sparrow. He jumped on his Sparrow and cruised away, true to his name. I currently live at the bottom of the Bermuda Triangle, which is actually pretty nice. The ocean is pretty much my home, with all the little animals my friends and family. The Squids are always fun to hang with, since their so derpy, the Fishes are quite nice, Eels, not so much. I never usally see the likes of Whales or Narwhals. Even so, we like to hang out, eat snacks and play video games when we can. The Crabs can be a bit pinchy sometimes (no pun intended, kappa).