Board Thread:Fun and Games Forum/@comment-25175520-20150521200045/@comment-5650583-20150606170538

M67PattonZippo wrote: Scythe managed to isolate one of his opponents, quickly jamming a memory stick into what he hoped was a USB slot. "I hope you like Exo AIDS, motherf****r!" he shouted as he kicked the stricken robot away. "Sauron, whatever you do, DO NOT touch the blue one. He...caught something."

(This is why you always update your antivirus software.

"Your Honor, I had no idea she was under warranty!")