Board Thread:Fun and Games Forum/@comment-26355186-20150630204932/@comment-24306135-20150716163434

Karak, for his part, was cobbling together a strange design Sauron had left behind when he died.

"Tesla, who is Tesla? How am I supposed to read this stupid Earth language if he only taught me one?! Maybe if I..."

There was a sudden FZZZAT-KROOOM and Karak was blown back through the door of the workshop in Hangar Five, with a strange weapon in his grip. The gun, loaded with vacuum tubes and copper wiring, released a stream of blue sparks.

"Blasted thing! I don't CARE if it vaporizes the undead, and I certainly don't care about "upgrading" it! I just want it to WORK!"

The Vandal kicked the machine, which thummed as its discharge tube's contents turned a deep scarlet.

"OK, so I got the gas mixture wrong. I'll study up on languages next time."

Karak picked up the gun and primed it before testing the weapon on Easy's firing range.

" I do not understand. This weapon is magnificent, yet it does not fire the confection known as waffles. Why then, is it in the name?"