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(Alright, time to be entirely random in the middle of armor repairing and turret setup!)

Sauron whistles absentmindedly as he sets up a pop-tent across the hole in the roof. He snaps his fingers, pointing towards a spacious corner of the room. Ex appears in a flash of light, and transmats in a lamp, portable stove, a steel kettle, and most oddly, a large leather armchair, an ottoman, and an ebony endtable.

"Ah, my Emergency Habitation kit. Excellent!"

Sauron strides over to the stove, setting the kettle atop it. From the belt of his mark, he draws a canister of two-cycle oil and a strange tea-bag like item, which appears to be made of spinmetal mesh. Inside it is several pieces of relic iron, its deep brown color unmistakeable, even in the low light.

"And now, it is time for tea."

Sauron pours the oil into the kettle and lights the stove. In a few minutes, a light atop the kettle turns blue, and Sauron drops the mesh bag into the kettle. After waiting for a few more minutes, a large green light blinks twice, and Sauron pours the "tea" into a lovingly crafted steel cup. He turns to the other Guardians and spreads his arms in a gesture of astonishment.

"You all act as if you have never seen a man drink tea in the comfort of his home before. How very odd."

Sauron proceeds to kick his feet up onto the ottoman, sits down in the armchair, and prodceeds to pull, seemingly from nowhere, a copy of ''The Fellowship Of The Ring. ''An audible sigh of contentment can be heard as he leans backward into the chair and begins reading.