Board Thread:Fun and Games Forum/@comment-25175520-20150307231018/@comment-5650583-20150423121030

Sauron190 wrote: Sauron glanced up, seeing the Fallen/Vex force below him. His right hand reached into the Vault Matrix he'd left open, and the other slotted Invective into the maglocks on his back, crosshatched with Cryptic Dragon. When that was done, he raised his left hand in an ancient and incredibly offensive single-finger salute toward the enemy. Then, he opened a PA channel, the wind and snow whipping about his bereted but yet unhelmeted head, and withdrew from the Vault an electric guitar with an odd addition to the front, almost like the barrel of a Fusion Rifle. Engraved on the side was "This machine kills Fallen." He paused to remove his beret and place it back into the Vault, and placed a weathered steel helmet with a red peace sign on his head. Standing straight up, he pushed a button on his wrist-comp. He paused before beginning, in memory of the second time he'd been sent back, that time to a jungle, and a place called Kesahn. It had been his own idea. He'd needed to know why he'd been selected by the gate, why it was pickig him to go, to see nothing but hopeless fights and death. He'd found the answer at Kesahn, and in the men who'd fought there. The Darkness was trying to break him, to show him the futility of humanity's warriors throughtout history. But Sauron wasn't that stupid, as he'd told the portal as he walked away, steel helmet on his head. He was having none of it.

"Time to arm up those old memory banks..."

< WARNING: 'MURICA MODE NOW IN EFFECT. PLEASE CLEAR A 10-METER SPACE FOR YOUR SAFETY.>

Sauron's color scheme abruptly shifted to an iridecent red, white, and blue as he blasted out the opening notes to the Old Earth democracy's national anthem

DREEE-DEE-DO-BREE-DEE-DOOOOOOO

DREEE-DEE-DEE-BROO-DE-DOOOO

DOO-DOO-DOOO-BREE-DEE-DOOO

BREE-DEE-DEE-DEE-BROO-VWEEE-DOO

As Sauron played, bolts of pure Void energy leapt from his fingers into the guitar, slicing down and through the barrel, destroying several of the Vex the made up the Fallen's "living shield." But still the forces of The Darkness advanced.

(I was wondering when you were going to do that)