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Sauron spun around.

"You imbicile! Those are music records! Stow them and grab a gun, we're-

A roar echoed through the corridor, and a massive Hive Knight appeared in the corridor ahead of the Ranger, who sighed almost in exasperation.

"I. do. not. have. time. for THIS!!"

Sauron pulled out a hydrogen flamer and pulled the trigger, literally burning a swathe through not only the Knight, but the Hive behind it as well.

Behind the pile of smoking Hive lay a massive door. Sauron simply sliced through the rusted seal  with his cutter, and it slid open silently. On the bridge lay what was left of the Fallen's officers and bridge crew, with its captain still clutching an ornate sword, which Sauron tossed to Zand.

"There ya go. A trophy of this little screw-up."

The howls of the Hive echoed from all sides of the room, dowm every corridor. Sauron keyed his commlink.

"Space Party, Grizzly Actual. We need immediate hot extract, with multiple hostile units inbound! EZ is confirmed hot. Repeat, EZ confirmed hot. Proceed with caution."

As a swarm of undead aliens surrounded the team, Sauron decided to enact the Ishimura Protocol.

"Everybody, aim for the limbs! Conserve your ammo! Extract in 6 minutes!"