Board Thread:Fun and Games Forum/@comment-26355186-20150721115811/@comment-26809040-20150811235339

(Sauron: WHAT?!

'''Zero: "SPEAK NOT, TRAITOR!" (turns away from Sauron with hand out in a gesture of denial) "WE DO NOT BELIEVE YOU!" (Turns to suddenly appearing crowd, puts on the speaker's robe, gets on top of soapbox, and assumes mocking tone with southern-ish dinklebot accent.) "Weeeeeel. Lookie here, brothers" (Crowd boos Sauron.) "And so here he is. Our lost brethern." (glares at Sauron) "He says that he comes in the hope we may show him the TRUE PATH!" (distant "Amens"). "But that is not the truth." (congregation gasps.) "NO!" (Zero continues, accent grows incoherent and thick.) "HE IS HEAH TO DEE-CEEVE AHND TUH LIE AND TO CU-RUHPT THE HEAHTS OF MAN!" (crowd pulls out copies of TTK, torches, pitchforks etc.) "AHND SO WEAH CAST YOU OUT, TRAITOR!" (piledrives Sauron with giant copy of TTK, ties Sauron to nearby table.) "THE POW-AH OF DEEJ COMPELS YOU!" (Hits with copy of TTK.) "THE POW-AH OF DEEJ COMPELS YOU!" (Hits with cpoy of TTK.)'''

[Crowd closes in, Sauron screams, curtains close.]

But seriously, it's going to bee SO GOOD! Why turn your back on the bungie lords now?)