Board Thread:Fun and Games Forum/@comment-26355186-20150630204932/@comment-24306135-20150711222634

Lying on the exam table, still locked down by its magnetic surface, Sauron woke up, with his vision covered by scrolling tactical displays

_REBOOT ACTIVE- NEGATIVE WIPE._

>PREVIOUS WIPESET: 144

>CURRENT WIPESET: 145

>ENVIRONMENT: MEDICAL, SEMI-HOSTILE.

>POTENTIAL WEAPONS PRESENT: 99,000 AND COUNTING.

>PARAMETERS: NON-LETHAL/OCCASIONALLY LETHAL

>OBJECTIVE:AQUISITION OF INTELLIGENCE.

>COMBAT DOCTRINE: ECHELON TYPE THREE.

>CASUALTY COUNT: 0.000 REPEATING.

Sauron blinked a few times and the displays vanished.

"Stupid C-dyne techs. Always the same with their stupid displays. Who even needs a decimal on their casualty counts?"

"Great. I'm in prison now. Again."

"At least I have remote-activated harmonica music."


 * mournful music fills the room*