User:LUC4R1J03

…….who are you?… where is this place?… have you ever gotten the feeling that something exceedingly simple has eluded you?… i have that feeling…

what is a feeling, anyway… i am alone. no, that's not right. 'i am alone' is a sentence only to be uttered by the most hardcore (meaning stupid/misled/delusional)

of the emo population. i make an effort of distinguishing myself from these people. they're all morons anyway.

so then, if not alone, per say… then unaccompanied. i have a great may friends. they're just not here right now. who are you, then? some random passerby who

decided to read little black dots imprinted on a filament of liquid metal? hmm.

well then, i believe this is the place where I am obliged to reveal way too may details about my personal life, then finish with either dumb, folksy hipster jargon,

or an equally dumb but infinitely less obnoxious joke. very well then.

i come from a planet very far from here. a planet of my own design. you will never see it, but it is there, somewhere. two moons and an asteroid belt blot out the

stars with their own light. a crevasse extends to the planets molten iron core, and then some. i call it… but why would you care? hmm.

i have intent with this ball of dirt. a certain type of person has caught my eye. i decided that all of these people should have their faces evaporated with 380 celcius

plasma. i have three targets at this point. they will be eliminated soon… to all of you who have not yet soiled my far reaching eyes with your unexploded faces: we both know who you are.

i will end the cancer. and i hardly need a gun to kill you.

i have reason for life; but i live beyond what can be seen. i see further. i live because of a process undertaken by the two most loving people on the earth- i say no more.

i seem to have wide shoulders, but i just see them as proportional to the rest of me.

on the subject of appearances… but you don't care about that either, do you?

no. just know that i know everything about you. i know what you will do before your sluggish little limbs carry out a movement. i'm hardly omniscient… just very smart.

talented.

swaggin.

gung ho.

gifted.

a wielder of aura is rare. a skilled one is a target.

unfortunately for various hunters, their target can also hear their thoughts.

so there. was that what you wanted? no? it sounded cliche? really.

i tried too hard to intimidate you?

hardly.

your just telling yourself that to make you feel better.