Board Thread:Fun and Games Forum/@comment-25175520-20150521200045/@comment-24306135-20150607235034

(Guys, this next sequence is what I've been planning for almost a month. Please just let me have this.)

Sauron stood up in the corner of the room, coughing up hydraulic fluid, his helmet's eyepieces cracked. He pulled from the floor a single football-like device, loading it into a very odd-looking launcher, which he barely managed to sling over his shoulder. The Ranger staggered toward Rhall, pulling out his sword and marching toward the mad Archon. In his other hand, he held a set of throwing knives. As he approached, Sauron hurled the knives into each of Rhall's limbs, pinning the massive Fallen to the floor. Sauron glanced over to Phokass and Chorrin and spoke quickly in English.

"Anyone mind if I take a trophy? No? Good."

The Ranger proceeded to address Rhall directly, with Karak, bloodied yet still standing, acting as translator.

"Hi, Rhall. Remember me? I'm sure you do. After all, I'm the one who nearly got killed by you. Seeing as you're quite out of it, allow me to tell you this: Every single soul you've ever taken died screaming, and now, so will you. I'm not just doing this for me. It's karma, Rhall. A little bit of bugger you, right from the universe itself."

Sauron brought his sword down again and again, screaming and sobbing incoherently, blood splattering against his armor. The strikes severed Rhall's head from his body as the other Guardians, at least those who still could stand, jumped back in shock, unable to react. Waving his Vault open, Sauron dropped the head inside. He had to get-

The Ranger spotted Avgust lying nearby.

"Well, frak. Alright, we need to move, NOW. I'll get Avgust. Ex, key an open channel."

"GUARDIANS! SOUND OFF! THIS PLACE IS GOING NUCLEAR!"

Sauron hefted Avgust and ran for the now-open blast doors. He prayed the climbing gear he had left would be enough to support both of them.

Sauron, on his way out, noticed Arxus' comatose form.

"These two are gonna owe me SO many drinks when we get out of this!"

A very overladen Ranger staggered to the elevator and activated his grapnels, pulling the trio up and out of the shaft just before the cables of the system snapped.