Board Thread:Fun and Games Forum/@comment-26355186-20150630204932/@comment-24306135-20150702223300

Sproolegendtv wrote: Inquisitor01 wrote:

Sproolegendtv wrote: (Repost of the one I have worked on.)

Name: Jerry Wells

Race: Human

Gender: Male

Sub/Class: Hunter Gunslinger

Appearence:

Weapons: Painted Mos Ardus V,  A Black Trung-D, and the Affentheater C/L-A

Armor: Rustburner 1.5R2,0A0X Nightmask 1.3R2,0A0X Nightmask 1.2,0A0X Nightmask V1.1.4, and the Hardcase Cloak

Shader: 18327496-64703388

Jumpship: Regulus Class 99

Bio: Although he came in as your average guardian, he eventually came out...the same.

Soon some time later (the point when I hit level 25) he eventually was known for his insane sniper skills. He often carries more special ammo then primary (using ammo synthesiseseses)



He originally enlisted for the job of a guardian when he finally was old enough to fulfill his dreams of saving the world against all odds. When he was a young, annoying, chatterboxy child, his grandfather told him all the stories of his time as a guardian, back when only the Fallen were being fought. Cuz' in the story, your character is introduced to the races, as if you were the one sent to find out what it was. The fallen were the only race that were already there, right? Anyways, he eventually came to find out he was gifted in the arts of precision kills and took on the idea of being a "sniper." He eventually took a few rounds in the Crucible, constantly being slapped around by the higher guardians and the weapons they found during raids. However, against all odds, he was still awarded his Black Trung-D he still uses today.

Theme song:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpqmoBYkQfc Because why not.

 (Oh god it buuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrnnnnnnnnnnnnssssssssss. That bio is so wrong, at so many levels.

1: YOU DON'T ENLIST YOURSELF TO BE A GUARDIAN! Guardians are chosen from people killed in the Collapse, and most of those have lost their memories from their past life.

2: YOU DON'T QUIT BEING A GUARDIAN!

3: All races have been known since the start of the Collapse, except the Cabal, they are debatable.

4: You don't put OOC text in your bio.

5: We are supposed to actually make our own stories, not just be lazy and write what happened when you first played the game.

Now for the next major complaint I have: HOW ON EARTH CAN YOU PAY SO LITTLE ATTENTION THAT BY THE TIME YOU HIT LEVEL 25, YOU DON'T KNOW BASIC STUFF?! Seriously, come on! You do not know that Guardians are reborn people who died in the Collapse? Have you even played the game?

And one final question: Have you ever partaken in an RP before?) (1. Okay, please kindly overdose on anti-asshole pills.

I still don't listen to the story.

Also, I'm an RP professional. I can put OOC sh*t in my bio if I want. And no, I DIDN'T KNOW THAT guardians were revived people. Why don't you grow up before you host an rp? Why? Calmly address the issues before your STUPID, WORTHLESS dying brain forces your poor, small population of braincells to commit suicide. I think I have "partaken" in more RP then you. I'm only new to THIS wiki's rp standards, and they seem like crap. I've seen better RPs then the ones on this forum. Besides, we already have the Oryx thing so this story is unnecessary,

Good day, and try as calmly as you can to make your way through puberty without crying. I know it's hard, I have been there. Just don't squirt yourself like you just did again, ok?) (Good riddance to worse rubbish.)

(-burns bio with flamer to cleanse the thread of rage-)