Board Thread:Fun and Games Forum/@comment-26355186-20150721115811/@comment-26664320-20150723054616

(DEM OOMIES IS PINK AND SOFT, NOT TOUGH AND GREEN LIKE DA BOYZ. DEYZ ALL THE SAME SIZE TOO, SO THEYZ ALWAYS ARGUEING ABOUT WHO'S IN CHARGE, CO'S THERE'S NO WAY OF TELLING 'CEPT FER BADGES AN' OONIFORMS AND FINGS. WHEN ONE OF THEM WANTS TO LORD IT OVER THE UVVERS, 'E SAYS. "I'M VERY SPECIAL SO'Z YOU GOTTA TO WORSHIP ME", OR "I KNOW SUMMINK WOT YOU LOT DON'T KNOW SO YOU BETTER LISSIN GOOD." DA FUNNY THING IS ARF OF 'EM BELIEVE IT AND DA OVER ARF DON'T, SO 'E 'AS TP HIT 'EM ALL ANYWAY OR RUN FER IT. WOT A LOT OF MUKKIN ABOUT IF YER ASKS ME AN' WHILE THEY'Z ARGUEING WIV EACH OTHER OVER WHO'Z DA BOSS, DA ORKZ CAN CLOBBER DA LOT.)

(I take no ownership of this truly inspirational quote.)